yennranmma:

whenever “strong female characters” insult men by calling them girls  my eyes roll so far back in my head i can see my brain cells die

(via queenofmsfts)

thekatediary:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

(Source: lavish, via queenofmsfts)

shouldntism:

jesus:

shouldnt:

its so weird to think that i have more followers then jesus did

yea but i doubt that your followers will start a religion based off of your tumblr

excuse me?

(via its-your-eyebrows)

sancly:

One time in first grade I asked my teacher if I could drink water and she said to swallow my spit

(Source: settles, via its-your-eyebrows)